A Cell Phone “Texting” Story
Neil: Gross. The dog just threw up
Marc: What do you want me to do? Clean it up!
Neil: I can’t, there’s something in the vomit
Marc: Animal, vegetable or mineral?
Neil: Animal
Neil: Looks human
Neil: Like a finger
Marc: A HUMAN FINGER!
Neil: With nail polish
Marc: The dog bit someone’s finger?
Neil: I think he ate it while we were walking
Marc: Goddammit, I told you to pay attention
Neil: I didn’t know he was eating human remains
Neil: Oh shit
Marc: What?
Neil: You know how Maria next door likes to paint stars on her nails?
Marc: The dog ate our neighbor?
Neil: So far just the finger. I’ll take him out to poop again.